So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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