This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
That accounts for only three of the penises
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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