i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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