you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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