Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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