It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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