I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
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