I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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