why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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