Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
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