I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
Randomize
