The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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