I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
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