Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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