That's intense
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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