do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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