Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Im part way to drunk.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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