If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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