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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?

(410): View more from Maryland

The recession has changed everything man.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

Im so hungover

(248): View more from Michigan

Come over i have rolls

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Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in

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(630): View more from Illinois

something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.

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(858): View more from California

I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.

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you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS

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(706): View more from Georgia

That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.

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(443): View more from Maryland

I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.

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(256): View more from Alabama

I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.

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(778): View more from British Columbia

Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud

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