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(813): View more from Florida

I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.

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(260): View more from Indiana

Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.

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(706): View more from Georgia

Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...

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(269): View more from Michigan

Security deposit gone.

(269): View more from Michigan

burned down garage with fireworks.

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(815): View more from Illinois

60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.

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(219): View more from Indiana

I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.

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