Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
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