Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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