So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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