he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
You need Xanax blowdarts
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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