there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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