Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
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he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
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