I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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