I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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