you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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