you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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