just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
