She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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