Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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