I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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