he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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