but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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