I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
Randomize
