i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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