bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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