I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
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