That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
be right there i have to get my cape
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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