People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
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