i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
he was CRYING into my vagina
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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