I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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