People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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