i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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