come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
he quoted the bible to break up with me
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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