so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
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