seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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