If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
i think im in europe. pls send help
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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